I am Wordy

Editor's Note: I don't know why we've allowed it, but yes, the following is a denigration into typical, cliche blogging that we try to avoid; people blabbing about themselves. But some people can't help it ;) We apoligize, sarcastically yours, the EID Blog Post Shuffle Board.

Why am I so "wordy" (whatever that means)? You see, there have been complaints to me that my posts are too "long" and I need to shorten them. So, I have come up with a plan, lets see if it works.

F I us les lters an o puntution dos i elp

Hmm, that's kind of hard to read... maybe I need to try something else. Maybe writing less, lets see if that works.

One day, I went to town.

Hmm, not much information. This is hard, but I'm working on it. I could skip ever other word.

I you, do like?

I don't even know what to say to that, except that it's messed up. How about no spaces.

IwenttothestoreandguesswhatIfoundabigbalooncanyoubeleiveit

Ouch! That won't do, although it's the best idea so far. Oh well, I guess I'm just going to have be the same, wordy self that I am, and my critics will just have to deal with it.

eace ou, an God ess.

- Caleb (The narcissist)

- Yes, we editors have fun playing with post other people spent time on. The bliss of editor-hood. *Evil Laugh*