confused, or cute monkey?

Apparently, this supposed ancestor of mine - a 12-week-old macaque monkey - can't tell fur from feathers.

His mother abandoned him, aaww, that's so saaadd!! Yeah right, imagine having to put up with a guy like him. I can just imagine it...her so called cute son destroyed all her cookbooks, relieved himself on her toothbrush, and then set his mother-dearest's tail in her scalding hot cup of joe while she was Googling How to kill your monkey of a son, and get away with it. She just couldn't take it anymore, so she skipped town - and I don't blame her.

So, monkey boy, after consuming all the Mountain Dews in his house, dizzily goes looking for another guardian. And what do ya know! There's this pretty pigeon, and monkey boy, doesn't ask are you my mother? but instead, partly because of the fact he's a monkey, and partly because he had 32 cans of Mountain Dew, he screams MOMMY!!!! And he hasn't let go of Mrs. Pigeon since.

+The abandoned monkey who has found love with a pigeon+